Best Freakshow In Town

But how? How I ask you? WHO?!
I mean how.

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donqueso:

celestika:

ratchetmess:

what in the entire human race is this

lol i dont even…

wat

What the fucking fuck?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT THIS IS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE JESUS H ROOSEVELT HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A SNAIL SCREAMING
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lacedwithsemtex:

anzumazaki:

flightless-green-bird-13:

angeldrkfire:

little-aibou:

caramel—kitty:

timahina:

wickedwitchelphaba:

bwaybabs:

Vagina?
I am okay with this.

There is nothing in Ohio.
Why is there nothing in Ohio.
We have stuff. Like college football. And cornfields. 
o.O

“The girls are unforgettable”
8D

“Fried Chicken”
It’s true. We are known for that here. =w=

Harry potter world? Fucking SWEET.

…..Red Necks with guns??? ;u;

pffffffffftWHAT EVEN
-laughs-

Oh, YA’LL.
Yes. Because those of you who have heard me know I say it.

I’ve fucking tagged ya’ll so you know I definitely say it (I’m giggling at the states all of you other epic people are in).

“NYC!!11!”
how about no

Teepees and Camels
Yeah that’s about the gist of it
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When my friend I don’t even like “needs to talk to someone”

When my friend I don’t even like “needs to talk to someone”

And I’m like: 

But then I sit there for thirty minutes trying to talk to them and they reply with one word answers:

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And finally after fifteen minutes straight of silence, I just leave or give the bullshit excuse my computer can’t handle whatever chat I’m using:

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